Another wardrobe malfunction

So I had a major wardrobe malfunction (it's not the first). I bought a new sports bra which is totally useless when running. By the first 1/8th of my 2 mile run it crept up to my neck. Wearing a sports bra around your neck is just totally asinine when your running up and down hills. Doah! I think it has high hopes of being a scarf or some new fashionable lycra neck warmer. Blasted thing, but if you were a very small person and were looking up under my sweatshirt you would see some mean reverse cleavage ;) Upside down cleavage is better than nothing (or so I'm telling myself today). So my question is: Should I return the vile article? Would you?